Yonfadfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody deer.

Yonfadfat created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yonfadfat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yonfadfat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yonfadfat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yonfadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Always help frogs in need.