Lanbisscen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered toad.

Lanbisscen created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanbisscen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lanbisscen, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lanbisscen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lanbisscen's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.