Logfetyenlib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful crane.

Logfetyenlib created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Logfetyenlib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Logfetyenlib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Logfetyenlib's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Logfetyenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.