Ven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective gerbil.

Ven created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Ven, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ven, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ven's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.