Nullagwip is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous
guinea pig.
Nullagwip created the planet Mars two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullagwip, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nullagwip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nullagwip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Nullagwip's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always help dogs in need.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Nullagwip in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never think about black holes.