Meggenkap Kaphontik Kensandpod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented otter.

Meggenkap Kaphontik Kensandpod created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Meggenkap Kaphontik Kensandpod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Meggenkap Kaphontik Kensandpod, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Meggenkap Kaphontik Kensandpod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Meggenkap Kaphontik Kensandpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Meggenkap Kaphontik Kensandpod.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never chant near eagles.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.