Vidgarbom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident rat.

Vidgarbom created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidgarbom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidgarbom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vidgarbom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vidgarbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Erect five lead sculptures of Vidgarbom on top of important buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.