Kargup is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm elephant.

Kargup created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargup, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kargup, she will turn you into a dog.

Kargup's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kargup's Holy Commandments

1. Kargup must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.