Mobgodwap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omnipotent jackal.

Mobgodwap created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobgodwap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobgodwap, she will remove you from existence.

Mobgodwap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mobgodwap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Mobgodwap's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.