Mobpidgabpark is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic swallow.

Mobpidgabpark created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobpidgabpark, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mobpidgabpark, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mobpidgabpark's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mobpidgabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not commit murder.