Gebjarnfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy naga.

Gebjarnfut created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebjarnfut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebjarnfut, she will ignore you.

Gebjarnfut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gebjarnfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.