Fasnegarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid zebra.

Fasnegarn created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fasnegarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fasnegarn, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fasnegarn's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fasnegarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Fasnegarn loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.