Stikbafpakpagnargunkon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy lobster.

Stikbafpakpagnargunkon created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbafpakpagnargunkon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stikbafpakpagnargunkon, it will send minions to preach to you.

Stikbafpakpagnargunkon's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stikbafpakpagnargunkon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikbafpakpagnargunkon.

2. Run away if six hamsters approach from the north.

3. Never hop in the presence of sheep.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Fast once a month.