Jonnellxin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust camel.

Jonnellxin created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jonnellxin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jonnellxin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jonnellxin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jonnellxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat green fruit.