Vigapphivbag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless faun.

Vigapphivbag created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigapphivbag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vigapphivbag, it will turn you into a rock.

Vigapphivbag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vigapphivbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Worship no other gods but Vigapphivbag.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.