Butstragtan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, annoying salamander.

Butstragtan created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butstragtan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Butstragtan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Butstragtan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Butstragtan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at nebulae.