Misgatvan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent hydra.

Misgatvan created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misgatvan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misgatvan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Misgatvan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Misgatvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never eat green fruit.