Godtiplarg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-assured dragon.

Godtiplarg created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godtiplarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Godtiplarg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Godtiplarg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Godtiplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Godtiplarg on top of all buildings.