Vilkadbet is a god.

He takes the form of a large, grumpy fox.

Vilkadbet created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilkadbet, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vilkadbet, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vilkadbet's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vilkadbet's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.