Beggephog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced parrot.

Beggephog created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beggephog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Beggephog, she will laugh at you.

Beggephog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Beggephog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Beggephog.

4. Always obey Beggephog's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.