Ruttungil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-assured cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ruttungil created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttungil, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttungil, she will torture you forever.

Ruttungil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ruttungil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing yellow coats and balancing eight tin spheres on your feet.