Mutpangshav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident unicorn.

Mutpangshav created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutpangshav, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mutpangshav, he will have a low opinion of you.

Mutpangshav's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mutpangshav's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutpangshav.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutpangshav.