Yartwikhom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing wren.

Yartwikhom created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartwikhom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yartwikhom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yartwikhom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yartwikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Yartwikhom in the centre of the settlement.