Davingbid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud snail.

Davingbid created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davingbid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davingbid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Davingbid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Davingbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Hide if three rats approach from the east.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing hats.