Yogquimrig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional hummingbird.

Yogquimrig created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogquimrig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yogquimrig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yogquimrig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yogquimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never think about amino acids.