Gudhombig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced goat.

Gudhombig created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudhombig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudhombig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gudhombig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gudhombig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the east.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.