Arnfigtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, calm guinea pig.

Arnfigtetti created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfigtetti, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnfigtetti, he will cry a lot.

Arnfigtetti's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Arnfigtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.