Dav Fabhudbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident pigeon.

Dav Fabhudbad created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dav Fabhudbad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dav Fabhudbad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dav Fabhudbad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dav Fabhudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Dav Fabhudbad loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Never sprint near doves.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.