Bisspagwot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, irritating pigeon.

Bisspagwot created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisspagwot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bisspagwot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bisspagwot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bisspagwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always stare at clouds.