Kemlarnhak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic wyvern.

Kemlarnhak created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemlarnhak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemlarnhak, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kemlarnhak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kemlarnhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kemlarnhak's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Kemlarnhak first in all things.