Niggetsog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong dragon.

Niggetsog created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Niggetsog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Niggetsog, it will turn you into a plant.

Niggetsog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Niggetsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near snails while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Niggetsog loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.