Cisshunwat Yamstignutt Vabspagpad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong grasshopper.

Cisshunwat Yamstignutt Vabspagpad created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshunwat Yamstignutt Vabspagpad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cisshunwat Yamstignutt Vabspagpad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cisshunwat Yamstignutt Vabspagpad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cisshunwat Yamstignutt Vabspagpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Always help cats in need.