Dundumzan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unselfish lion.

Dundumzan created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Dundumzan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dundumzan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dundumzan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dundumzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Dundumzan loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.