Duss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil turtle.

Duss created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Duss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Duss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Duss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Duss.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.