Veenpignelqueegflam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent toad.

Veenpignelqueegflam created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenpignelqueegflam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veenpignelqueegflam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Veenpignelqueegflam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Veenpignelqueegflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never sit in holy places.