Dussstiknutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent dove.

Dussstiknutt created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Dussstiknutt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dussstiknutt, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dussstiknutt's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dussstiknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.