Kantamdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless dog.

Kantamdob created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kantamdob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kantamdob, it will turn you into a snail.

Kantamdob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kantamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kantamdob.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Kantamdob loves pigs, so they must be honoured.