Dongentail is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish beaver.

Dongentail created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dongentail, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dongentail, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dongentail's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dongentail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away if six great tits approach from the south.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear shirts.