Sigfebmab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair centaur.

Sigfebmab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigfebmab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigfebmab, it will turn you into a rock.

Sigfebmab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sigfebmab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Never play with disobedient children.