Kabcapbarnort is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Kabcapbarnort created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Kabcapbarnort, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kabcapbarnort, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kabcapbarnort's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kabcapbarnort's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Put Kabcapbarnort first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never write about planets.