Ganfenbass Hamkopgig Kabzog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart squirrel.

Ganfenbass Hamkopgig Kabzog created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfenbass Hamkopgig Kabzog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ganfenbass Hamkopgig Kabzog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ganfenbass Hamkopgig Kabzog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ganfenbass Hamkopgig Kabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.