Ranfosszed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful dove.

Ranfosszed created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranfosszed, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranfosszed, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ranfosszed's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ranfosszed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Never wear black rings.

3. Run away from violet snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. You must never eat grapes.