Gilflapnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish hyena.

Gilflapnurl created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Gilflapnurl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gilflapnurl, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gilflapnurl's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gilflapnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise otters for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never wear trousers.