Rowfagget Gomgetlik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident dragonfly.

Rowfagget Gomgetlik created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowfagget Gomgetlik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowfagget Gomgetlik, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rowfagget Gomgetlik's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rowfagget Gomgetlik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never jump in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowfagget Gomgetlik.

5. Do not stand on grass.