Stigbodvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, confident jaguar.

Stigbodvog created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbodvog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stigbodvog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stigbodvog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stigbodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never run near birds.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Do not commit murder.