Megvonquamgid is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless
tapir.
Megvonquamgid created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Megvonquamgid, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Megvonquamgid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Megvonquamgid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Megvonquamgid's Holy Commandments1. Always treat birds with great respect.
2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.
3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not kill tortoises.