Narlhomlik is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless
yak.
Narlhomlik created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlhomlik, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Narlhomlik, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Narlhomlik's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Narlhomlik's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. You must love Narlhomlik.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never talk about dark energy near swans while wearing red dresses and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.
5. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing pink coats and balancing five gold spheres on your head.