Wodfotlig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty lizard.

Wodfotlig created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodfotlig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodfotlig, she will strike you with lightening.

Wodfotlig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wodfotlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide from green sheep for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Wodfotlig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Wodfotlig.