Cimmetstrag is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast
beaver.
Cimmetstrag created a quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Cimmetstrag, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cimmetstrag, it will turn you into a slug.
Cimmetstrag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Cimmetstrag's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Hide if four sharks approach from the north.
4. You must never eat coconuts.
5. Do not hurt nematodes.