Nelripsab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unfair salamander.

Nelripsab created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelripsab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nelripsab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nelripsab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nelripsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Pray towards the north.