Nelripsab is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, unfair
salamander.
Nelripsab created humankind two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nelripsab, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nelripsab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Nelripsab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Nelripsab's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never think about enzymes.
3. Do not speak about wheat.
4. Never think about galaxies.
5. Pray towards the north.